get yourself a man from congo

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

by duck_off January 26, 2017

Getfuckistan (get-fuck-es-stan)

A COMMON PLACE FOR IDIOTS AND ASSHOLES, LOCATED NEAR "BUM-FUCKED EGYPT"

GETFUCKISTAN (get-fuck-es-stan)- An unfamiliar and foreign place, that when you arrive, you realize that you are FUCKED!
waking up in unfamiliar and hostile surroundings after a night out drinking, hence-"fucked", somewhere in getfuckistan.

HEY MAN, LOOKS LIKE WE PASSED BUM-FUCKED EGYPT... WE'RE IN GETFUCKISTAN!

by Dr. Spankenstein October 23, 2019

Getting the wind knocked out of you

It’s when ur friend falls down the stairs and u both laugh even tho she’s wheezing

Getting the wind knocked out of you
“OMG ARE U OK“
“ya I just got the wind knocked out of me lmfao”

by Kgchandler07 November 3, 2019

Don't get your panties in a knot

Don't do anything that will make you suffer.

If you do something foolish and don't get your panties in a knot.

by anonymous December 6, 2020

Nation get something for Destiny Day

You buy something for someone named destiny

Here’s $1 in Apple Pay for nation get something for destiny day

by DESITNYNY September 5, 2021

Getting the oxen out of my bed

An excuse to get someone to shut up.

"Hey how was your day?"
"Sorry, I'm getting the oxen out of my bed."
"Oh, alright."

by boopsnoop August 6, 2021

Get the hell off my stage

Steve Wilkos' catchphrase on his own show - The Steve Wilkos show.

Also an exclamation of disbelief.

Dick: Yo, Kenny, I fucked your bitch in the bathroom last night while you was asleep, dog.
Kenny: Get the hell off my stage with that bullshit.

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 20, 2021