by Marsav January 19, 2023
Get the Demon timemug. by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021
Get the Monkey Timemug. An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.
Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”
by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019
Get the Barb Timemug. by L0CY February 4, 2021
Get the Sex Timemug. Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."
Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."
Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"
Friend 2: "No idea."
Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."
Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"
Friend 2: "No idea."
by Codester91 July 29, 2011
Get the Time-Pumpingmug. when dave gets a bag of yummy yummy chip and eats chip. dave likes to share chips with his pals: gavin, honey bee, bee, kins, possum, gordon, joe, maddie, and more! he even shares with doctor sunshine!
by davesayschip April 21, 2020
Get the chip time!!!mug. When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.
Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.
by The Legit Merriam-Webster November 10, 2021
Get the Jarrod Timingmug.