National Bot Kid Day

The day where Bot Kids all around the world celebrate being a bot.

Happy National Bot Kid Day Jenzel, hope u enjoy.

by noice. December 5, 2020

I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

by na01 December 11, 2022

Kid dinner

The eating of children.

Mark: I’m so hungry I could have a kid dinner.
Steve: what is wrong with you, you Cannibal!

by bobswift August 5, 2019

White black kid

The opposite of a white kid that acts like a black white kid.

Carlton showed those guys in the fraternity who the real sell outs were. He was still the white black kid on the surface.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

criminality kid

Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.

Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"

Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids

by WhereIsMySandwich October 3, 2022

dino kid

A dino kid is a kid who keeps their dinosaur phase into adulthood. So, even if their 30, they would probably have dinosaur themed rooms. Even a dinosaur themed toilet. They might do that, turn it into a career, or both.

Timmy: Mama, why is there a park made of dinosaurs called Jurassic Park?
Timmy’s mom: Because the creator, Dr. John Hammond, is a dino kid.
Timmy: Mama I think you’ve been on urban dictionary too much again.

by Cypher Cyrus June 21, 2022

iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022