Jamey Red

1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.

2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"

1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red

2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red

by The Vogl July 14, 2016

Raging Red Flag

The opposite of a red flag, what you call a really really cool person

Wyatt is such a raging red flag

by BigGrunge November 9, 2021

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Got the red light

When your partner asks you to fuck, you say this referencing that you're currently on your period. Basically saying that they have to "stop" like a red light because it's that time of the month.

Partner 1: Let's fuck tonight.
Partner 2: Not tonight, gotta take a rain check. Got the red light, so stop asking.
Partner 1: Damn...

by ShaBBBaby April 27, 2017

Red Bowser'd

Verb: To witness your beginning and swift end through the eyes of the red hungering demon.

Yo I got Red Bowser'd by Victor

by bicycle25 February 5, 2020

Red fang

Not only is it a cool phrase to say. But it also stands for a powerful being whose power and kingdom will always reign over the world. Whether you chose to acknowledge it or not does not change the power Red fang holds

Person 1: man my arm is tired of holding this jug of water!
Person 2: come on do it for red fang
Person 1: you are right! Red fang forever!

by RedFang4Life February 10, 2022

Red Tea

A phrase referring to having sex with your girlfriend while she's on her period

"Brooo we had the best red tea last night, we had to replace our brand new sheets dawg"

by cokercola... November 28, 2023