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dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.
Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!
by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024
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joining the league of penis

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."
by whenyou89 October 28, 2020
mugGet the joining the league of penismug.

penis day

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday
“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
it’s penis day!”
by penisnvagina December 27, 2023
mugGet the penis daymug.

ciaran's penis

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode
"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"
by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022
mugGet the ciaran's penismug.

Penis

by Hrhdjsksjv February 11, 2020
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Penis

Penis is a third leg only men have, it’s also your cum hole.
Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”

Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
by Menlikepink April 22, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016
mugGet the Penis Picassomug.

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