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gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.
My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.
by Zillogee December 23, 2020
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Bucket O' Nut

When one internally ejaculates within a sexual partner and watches as their orifice leaks bodily essence. Sometimes shortened as B.O.N.
"Hey you know Tracy?"
"Yeah I know her, cute girl with the thicc butt right?"
"Yeah I spilled a Bucket O' nut in that."
"Nice bro"
by Lightn'Thicc October 22, 2018
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Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"
James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.
by Ramrodai December 30, 2024
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supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.
John: Where’s joe?
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.
by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021
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Nut meat

Nut meat

Dom’s nickname is nut meat as he has a nutty meat ;)
Wow that’s a chunky nut meat u got on ya
by MOlz xox October 11, 2020
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cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.
She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also
by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022
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NUTS

Karen: Hey, why aren’t you talking to me, I’m sorry I cheated on you.

You: NUTS
by Sentinelstu505 May 18, 2020
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