Jack

The cuntiest of cunts. Will put you in a choke hold and then get bitchy when you tell him to shut up. Will only approach you when your other friend isn't around because he's scared of her. Never admitted you've always been stronger than him because it would hurt his silly little ego. Furthermore, is somehow homophobic but also gay.

Person1: Jack is such a fucking cunt
Person2: Yeah, he's why I dislike how weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls

by -KB May 15, 2022

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This boy is the definition of perfection. He looks like he has been sculpted by God himself. He was honestly made by the hands of God and was chiselled to perfection by Jesus.

“My god that boy is stunning, gorgeous, beautiful… just overall perfection”

“Oh it must be Jack Kettrick

by Stirlin gossip July 5, 2023

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Jack

A batty boy who loves to bang a hairbrush him and his mums hairbrush fav sex positions is obviously anal. He is also a phsycho who likes to beat up girls and then report to the police and gets away with everything. If you see a jack with the surname brown please stay away it is a big warning.

Sentence 1: do you know jack brown?
Reply: the one who shoved the hairbrush up his ass 🤢🤢

by Jackstar004 April 24, 2020

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