Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

double doosin .

when you WEAK ASFFF , you end up acting high .

brodie- yo you saw that video I sent you ?

me - yeaaa , shit had me DOUBLE DOOSIN .

by double doosin May 22, 2020

Double standard

Double standards dont come from society, they come from people. Therefore any double standard in a female's favor usually come from females.

You could tell it bothered the female quick to point out other people's double standards to point out her own double standards, she still couldnt see how they made her as much of a hypocrite (or a narcissist) as everybody else (even males). A taste of your own medicine and shit isnt always delicious, is it?

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Double Jochman

Double sarcasm big mental gymnastics type beat

Damn he really pulled a double Jochman on him, he mad craze for this one...maniac

by LigmaJoeSigma December 28, 2020

Double Faced Entendre

A Person Who Has Two Different Sides. One being a Devil, and One Being An Angel.

Woman: *does something good and then something Bad*
Man: You Double Faced Entendre!

by Num7392 October 20, 2021

double neening

the art of using one neen, yet double neening. it's definitely a talent.

madds: gill u got a neen???
gill: oh yeh, we'll 'double neen'
madds: ahhhhh AMAZING idea
madds (says to weirdo guy): oi take a pic of us 'double neening'
(weirdo takes pic)
weirdo: fuck u chick are amazing at 'double neening'
madds and gill look at photo
madds: that was art

by maddstarino September 5, 2008

Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.

When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.

by James Gresham January 5, 2024