National duck day!

A day to appreciate and spoil your little ducky friends!! **November 6th!!!!!**

“Dude, November 6th I’m gonna spoil my duck!”
‘Why?’
“Because it’s National duck day!!”

by Waddles the Rouen July 28, 2023

National hickey day

On September 10 everyone is aloud to give you a Hickey and you can’t deny them if you do they can smack your ass

Someone: “Hey it’s national hickey day you have to let me give you a hickey.” Someone else: “Hell no!” Someone: *smacks ass*

by I’m so dumb September 8, 2019

gander nation

one’s ability to understand the law of physics within themselfs

ayo gander nation in here

by yyyyuuuyuuuuwuuwywywyywwywyywy January 13, 2023

National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.

Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End

by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024

National Klondike Bar Day

November 23- Celebrate National Klondike Bar Day by eating your favorite Klondike Bar!

I'm eating a Heath Klondike Bar for National Klondike Bar Day!

by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020

National booty/thigh pic day

Celebrated on October 21st, send a booty or thigh pic to whoever sent you this!

Yo shawty it's national booty/thigh pic day send me BOTH

by nickneedthis October 20, 2021

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022