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News

The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
I have been watching the News, Santa, and it sure makes people angry.
by GrimAngel December 17, 2022
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insufferable new mom

When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)

They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...

Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.

They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.

If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)

B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.

A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
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New York City subway

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.
I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.
by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022
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Kronks new grove

Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus
Did u see kronks new grove
Ya I nutted all over my house that night
by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019
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parsippany New Jersey

This town is the definition of suburban h*ll. The text book definition
by Yellowfang42266 September 7, 2021
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The green new deal

A way for big corporations to act like they are doing anything about climate change and stop actual policy changes.
Biden voter: The green new deal is going to stop climate change, finally corporations are actually caring about the future generations.
John: You're literally a conservative.
by Socdem6002 July 29, 2022
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New Christmas

A departure from tradition; simpler and more casual
"You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"
by Ms.Grizzace December 31, 2021
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