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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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why do you care?

dude I'm going to say this for the final time. why do you care? like really its just a word that's none of your business.
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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doing a caitlin

is a women who loves to cuddle their boyfriend while watching a movie, then violently beats his balls and attempts to poke the man’s ass and then continues to cuddle the man ready to strike again.
she started “doing a caitlin” to me
by higgysmalls September 27, 2023
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Doo da doo da do

When you a bored just say doo da doo da do
by Tessasbae July 30, 2019
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the do(or)

A fascinating creature, commonly found in sewers. “The Do(or)” is a extremely fat, ugly, pimply ogre who’s sole purpose is to eat as much fatty foods possible.
Damn nigga, The Do(or) is one fatass nigga that cant pronounce his “R’s”
by Mr.Niggerly February 22, 2023
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As do

Shortened version of “As you do” or alternative version of “Do what you gotta do

Could also be used in place of “It is what it is
Dude #1 - “How the hell do people actually transport grand pianos”

Guy #2 - “I think only in trucks. If you look really closely though, the piano itself has tiny wheels. So conceivably, you could push it to your house.”

Guy #1 - “I saw that. As do.”

Guy #2 - “As do.”
by Spughetty September 18, 2021
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do the durp

To Do the Durp is when you all of a sudden brake out having retarded like dance moves which is drived from twitching. You may need to be cautious when you see someone about to brake out about to do the durp durp durp, you may want to back up a few steps from excessive body flailing. You may need to keep a neck brace on hand.
Courtney was driving in Colfax on the way home and all of a sudden started to Do the Durp durp durp and tragically crashed.
by colfax redneck November 30, 2011
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