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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.mug.

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013
mugGet the Long Hill Township, New Jerseymug.

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
mugGet the eBay-newmug.

new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious
I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.
by Gsamm October 15, 2013
mugGet the new jersey tornadomug.

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
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New Super Mario Bros. 2

A game made in 2012 for the 2DS and 3DS game systems by Nintendo as the third game in the New Super Mario Bros. franchise.
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
mugGet the New Super Mario Bros. 2mug.

kixin it new skool

new way of kixin it. it normally consists of hangin out with the cool kidz keepin it real n whatever they happen to be doin at the time normally smokin bud or drinkin drank just chillin out sittin around
man what u gon be doin after work?
shit just chillin kixin it new skool keepin it real with the cool kidz ya dig

dude: aight man u sit there n be cool n kick it new skool n shit while i keep it old skool.
by stlboiralph May 23, 2011
mugGet the kixin it new skoolmug.

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