Catting

When your partner is constantly laying on you, vying for your attention and affection, like a cat. Avoiding responsibilities by prioritizing leisurely affection.

Stop catting hon, we have to get ready to go! You have this habit of catting, instead of getting ready for bed. Someone’s in a catting mood.

by Drdoodles June 3, 2024

Cat

The house pet that people call a "feline friend", but eats your feet in the middle of the night and screams at five o'clock in the morning.

"Are you allergic to cats"

by krazytrex September 16, 2022

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021

No cat

Not lying/totally true

That's no cat, your shirt is beautiful!

by anonymous March 23, 2021

cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.

John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.

by cat(s) April 24, 2019

cat

if you have a cat that means you are more likely a boring but rich person

man
you have a cat?
woman
yes....but i have a mansion

by leoonardo January 8, 2022

fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022