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screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Gaming time travel.

When a child usually between 11 and 15 that plays video games and convinces himself that he is doing the right thing for his life and that everything else such as homework or friends is irrelevant, hence years and years go by and he only left his room to go take a shit only to realize that he is now 17 and he should've listened to his mother.
Bob: i'M 17 years old did I really just waste 4 years of my life playing World Of Warcraft?
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.
by Darte July 1, 2016
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Cherry-time

when 2 virgin people have Sex and take each other's virginity for the first time is called "Cherry time"
You can just ask anyone virgin (while being virgin yourself) to have cherry time "want a cherry time?" Because cherry-time means two virgin people losing it to each other
by Suraya_111 August 28, 2023
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Face-Time

Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.
Hey baby I'll give you that extra Face-Time ,if you come give sum head real fast before dinner?!
by Sojuvet March 8, 2020
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infinity times 1000

kevin: i love you mostestest
natalie: well i love you infinity times 1000 so HAH
by notnataliedefnother February 17, 2021
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torture time

Torture time is held on november 6th by satan and is directed at a certain individual deep in the friendzone.
by .;). November 6, 2020
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Jay Time

A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.
"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025
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