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cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock
emily used the cum cleaver on herself!
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Ai cum slut

An artificial intelligence robot who is down bad for Antwan and Jahames’s massive load
Yo wsg mom for my birthday can I please get the ai cum slut deluxe version?
by Jigglyassholecum November 14, 2024
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Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.
"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*
by Danthyme September 3, 2021
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cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.
Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.
by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022
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Word' cum

To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude
Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?

Person 2: Word' cum
by shredded toe nails July 27, 2023
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Cum

White sticky substance that comes out of a mans penis during sex
As I walked into Emily house we immediately started kissing and undressed each other we then ran upstairs and got on the bed. Emily then began to suck my dick I could feel it start to swell up. Then I started licking her pussy and licked out all the pussy juices. After that I shoved my rock hard dick in her little pussy and started having sex. It was absolutely amazing and I was cumming inside of her within seconds we then had sex all night long and I cummed in her Pussy multiple times until it was full. It was a night I’ll never forget
by Hornyyyyyy person May 20, 2021
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Cum King

A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard
Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth
by Brandon Gonzalez November 4, 2023
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