Monkey

Harishankar Venkatesh

Your such a fucking monkey aka Hari. I love eating bananas like Hari.

by Goat123. June 14, 2022

Fork Monkey

The derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. Racially motivated

Fork Monkeys always get on my nerves

by Guh168362 February 24, 2025

bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional

secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...

by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023

Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

monkey bum

very sexy, amazing word its almost as good as teehee

wow you're such a monkey bum

by monkey soks 100 February 22, 2021

Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022