The boat is sinking

Group yourselves in 3s, 4s, 5s, 6s, and so on!

The boat is sinking, so please group yourselves in fives or else you'll fall off!

by mintysparkly29 July 22, 2023

This called me single in every language

Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.

Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”

Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”

Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”

by Anonymous Dictionary Editor August 20, 2023

World’s shittiest singers

See: Cardi B, Lil Pump, garbage ass Caribbean/Jamaican rappers like: dumsta traps, 450th pedophile, burn popcann (cuz burn popcorn actually taste bad) and any other people that sings gangster rap

Guy: I love going to the Amtrak or the NYC Subways stations cause I love to hear Rail Squeal the train makes.

Girl: yeah me too. It’s real music cuz in my area my Jamaican neighbors keep playing the world’s shittiest singers like this 450th pedo guy and a bunch of garbage ass gangster rap music

Guy: I love Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Big time rush (yes they still make music today), Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa but nothing sounds better than rail squeal and any other trains sounds like their horns and automated announcements

by EMD F59PHI July 18, 2024

cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023

West Virginia single wide

When you are piping down your sister in the one bedroom single wide, while your dad waits outside the door to fuck your cousin.

Me and papa had a west Virginia single wide last night

by O.G. bonerkush December 31, 2023

West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.

As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’

by richardstroker January 2, 2024

The Zombification of Singapore Math

When math writers and publishers in the “fine” city of Singapore discover that math-anxious students are more inclined or motivated to solve brain-unfriendly word problems or fiendish questions that involve ghosts, vampires, zombies, and other paranormal or satanic figures rather than those dealing with humans or animals.

The zombification of Singapore math has alarmed a number of conservative or puritan parents and homeschoolers both locally and abroad, especially in red-pilled states that have a significant proportion of ultra-MAGA or anti-woke voters.

by Numerati January 20, 2024