Gives him something to do

-Verb/phrase
gɪvz hɪm ˈsʌmθɪŋ tu du

1. Doing something primarily and solely because you're bored and have absolutely nothing else to do.

2. Keeping yourself busy

3. An explanation to why you're doing something random,stupid, or mindlessly repetitive.

-Cousins to the popular phrase "Gives ME something to do".

-First coined by PcMasterRace on "Robert's Space Industries" but made popular by Mafioso. Soon to be meme'd and repeated by Comrade Astro.

Monroe: We throw pieces of erasers across the room and try to hit our friends then look away before they could realize who threw it.
Randy: Why TF do you guys do that?
Monroe: idk it gives us something to do

Kenny: Why on earth is kalen sitting on the floor indian style hitting his balls repeatedly with a ball-Peen hammer?
Denny: Idk I guess it gives him something to do

by AfterTheTone December 12, 2020

Doing it like mommy

Drinking white wine

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.

by Diceberg May 20, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

do you want to pop it

Do you want to pop it?

In public areas, like church the man says do you want to pop it? Bellisima that's Italian for upgrade.

by Fractal pi December 22, 2022

Doing a Pauly

To drop out of footballing arrangements at late notice without a good explanation

Sorry lads I can't make football tonight I'm doing a pauly

by TerryTino February 25, 2019

just do nothing

the only winning move is not to play

1: "how do i win the game?"
2: "just do nothing."

by Johnny Vein August 21, 2025

Doing Gutter Things

v. When you're Doing Gutter Things it usually implies you're out in the streets, causing a ruckus. Now, this could mean illegal activity--like selling drugs--or doing them. It could also mean something harmlessly idiotic, such as twerking in a parking lot. Totally un-called-for. Basically, it's "trashy" foolish, irresponsible, or frivolous behavior--that ought to be washed down the gutter--but it is instead--what you're up to with your best friend. Also, just for clarity, you cannot be Doing Gutter Things in places where there are in fact no gutters. You can't do gutter things while camping in the wilderness, for example. Doing Gutter Things takes place in the Urban World, or even worse, the Suburban World. Yeah, for sure, soccer moms can be out Doing Gutter Things. If you're particularly shameless about Doing Gutter Things you might get famous... or become a rap artist.

Local menaces DJ Boy Warrior and Mickie Southpaw both got permission from their bosses to leave work early to go vote in person, but then they decided to instead spend the rest of the day Doing Gutter Things

by mickie_southpaw August 5, 2020