It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Like fishing

Posting something with “If this gets ____ likes I’ll post (something better)!”

Example of like fishing: If this post gets 300 likes I’ll post a selfie!

by EmmyCat328 November 6, 2019

Pasting like Church

To spend your day pasting to get the perfect seal

I was Pasting like Church

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Like a duvet

When you love someone so much you just can’t get enough of them.

Jessica is so in love with Shaun, when she sees him she’s all over him like a duvet

by Jess_Rabbit July 31, 2023

not ruddy likely

1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY

"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."

by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022

This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

Loosely inspired by hatsunem7ku's hit tweet on X, "this X shit is like peeing for pronoun omg" can be used to describe something a person is extremely bad at.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Kevin got a D- on his math test?
Person 2: This calculating shit is like peeing for them omg

Person 1: Dude Tyler the creator's new song sucks ass..
Person 2: This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

by walucidamn November 1, 2025

liking

in August 6 2021 you have to tell your crush you like them

hey! i like you.
hey… i am liking you.

by Ali Vefa August 6, 2021