Double trouble

When your girlfriend is on her period and sick simultaneously. Often times the period comes with the sickness; depends on the female

Dan: Did you fuckyour girl last night?
Bob: No man. She has double trouble

Dan: Dammnn

by LiveAssMar October 25, 2018

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deadly double exhale

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

by paisley plaid May 6, 2024

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Double Damn

When you see a gal with huge womps (typically size Double D or larger) and you're stopped dead in your tracks and the only thing you can do is say "damn!" followed after a short pause with "DAMN!"

"I saw this chick with incredible Double Damns the other day. Stopped me dead in my tracks for about 15-18 minutes."

"Bro Double Damns are a Done Deal. You should have wifed her up immediately."

by tacodaddy69 March 10, 2023

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Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.

Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

by Gaysofthunder69 March 6, 2020

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double digit cream scoop

when A guy starts cumming, And pulls out and cums his load all over your pussy lips and starts rubbing it in your clit and fingering You with it, mixing his juices with yours and then He makes you lick it off of his fingers scoop by scoop until He cleans it all out of you and you're ready for more

Yo homie, that girl a freak

Did she let you double digit cream scoop though?

Yeah bruh, she straight freak nasty

by Dan daman February 14, 2018

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