Tonen Brown

The most ideal pastry in the world,
Full of crispiness and colour!

Josh your pastrys are looking rather pale, lets cook them abit more to make them the perfect "Tonen brown"

by Sausageroll master July 26, 2021

Brown cat

Brown cat is a sex act where a male has anal sex with a female and she pushes out the feces from her rectum while the man is having anal intercourse with her.
Then the man proceeds to scoop the fecal matter in his hand and smears it on the womans back. She then becomes the brown cat.

Him: Do you wanna do the brown cat with me?

Her: Yeah.

by _123345_ July 26, 2021

Browned Out

When you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because you remember different bits and pieces.

I got so browned out lastnight I don’t know I fought Jon Michael, or if Jon Michael fought me.

by Franktank17 July 31, 2021

formal brown

(verb ) To defecate in a partners mouth while wearing formal wear preferably a tuxedo.

Hey Daniel wanna formal brown later?

Me and Debora formal browned last night.

by ID production crew July 31, 2021

Brown Russian

When a bottle of vodka is placed in a female’s anus while she sleeps. As she awakes the male partner is ready for the vodka to squirt into his mouth.

Josh came home wet in the face because he got a well deserved brown Russian the night before. His face smelled of what I can only describe as Russian shit.

by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021

Brown Russian

When a female places a bottle of vodka in her anus and she sleeps in order to continue her drunken evening.

Jenny wasn’t ready to end her evening, she respectfully asked Josh to give her a brown Russian, he obliged and gently placed a bottle of popov into her anus.

by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021

The brown turlet

When a female performs the act of shitting on your penis, and making it a perfect ice cream shape. Then proceeds to beg you to swirly her head in her fecal matter on your penis until there is no more fecal matter.

Im going to spice up the bedroom and make the brown turlet with or without consent.

I hate the lingering smell of your brown turlet from last night.
That was the brownest and wettest brown turlet i have ever seen.

by Casmmmm February 17, 2022