Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me April 12, 2018

these nuts

big nut big cringe

guy: knock knock
guy 2: whos there
guy: nuts
guy 2: whos nuts
guy: these nuts fit on yo face

by da wok January 28, 2022

Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast

« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !

by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021

Saturday Nut Live

The act of streaming your jack off session on Facebook so all can see

Man, did you see Bill's Saturday Nut Live last night?
Yeah, it was great, dude

by Jacques Off March 06, 2018

No Nut Year

No nut November but to an even greater extent. This time, you are not allowed to cum for an entire year, from January 1st to December 31st. If you fail, you will be deemed a social outcast for the rest of your natural-born life. You will be castrated, unable to produce even a single drop of cum, and unable to procreate. Can you survive? Good luck.

I heard that insert person's name lost No Nut Year, and he lost his balls and his family and friends.
Weak ass motherfucker.

by GyattDayum23 January 02, 2024

no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year

"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"

by Tymeggs October 04, 2021

no nut year

if yall bitches failed no nut every year, then well well well i made up "no nut year: (don't fail bro)
is like put every ohio meme in to a bowl and put dark memes and things that make people feel pain and also NNN and you prob get "no nut year" am gonna bet your gonna ask what the hell is no nut year, is fucking like YOU CAN NOT NUT FOR A YEAR- basically that (am gonna bet nobody is gonna see this lolz but no nut year will be alive one day >:))
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NNJ :)

friend: i fucking failed NNN AND NND
me: then don't fail NNY
friend: oh fuck WTH IS THAT-
me: no nut year :)
friend: NO FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE PERSON WHO MADE NO NUT YEAR
me: :) balls in yo jaw

by sussy baka boi December 03, 2022