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oop shit

When one tries to flatulate and defacates
**grunt then farting noise** OOP SHIT!
by Samuel M. December 14, 2006
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shit-shooters

A person who mostly engages in casual, meaningless small talk, and little else.

Fake people
"I hate shit-shooters, they're so fake and impersonal"
by irehathsad November 19, 2006
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shit teeth

after hitting someone so hard they swallow their own teeth, ie eat teeth, they have to shit out their jagged broken teeth tearing up their asshole
this guy was talking trash to me all night so i made him shit teeth

i hit that guy so hard he's going to shit teeth for a week
by enforcer bear August 13, 2008
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ass-shit

shit out of the asshole smells worse than regular shit its ass-shit
"aw what is that smell"

"smells like ass-shit"

or instead of "ur full of bullshit" u could say "ur full of ass-shit"
by Wej-crew September 26, 2008
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shit chicken

a douche bag with ugly, over-highlighted hair, and dates stinky girls with scene haircuts, and yeast infections.

always talks about suicide, even though he is too CHICKEN SHIT to do it!
and have very lame names like _____xchaos.
tyler-
I have a huge depression problem, should be taking medicine, but don't. Thats to start. I have insomnia, which is killing me very slowly. Every night that I don't get sufficient sleep, takes time off my life's clock. I wake up everyday and my mind tells me the world is ending later that day, who the fuck knows why. I have a strange obsession in believing I am not real. No one is. We will all wake up eventually in a world where nothing is peaceful. We wake up and grab our guns and go defend ourselves to stay alive for a few more hours, if so. I've definitely had some weird thoughts clouding my thought process to the point where everything I see, to me is just another illusion. Something that shouldn'tbe there but I CAN touch it. I CAN sence its presence.

person-
you're a SHIT CHICKEN!
by frank_fan101 January 13, 2009
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shit-fuck

when you shit and it causes the water to shoot back up your ass
by Anthony Red March 31, 2009
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shit pisser

When a man suddenly has the urge to take his usual trip to the can and expects urine to swim out of his dong only to realize he totally just crapped out of his dick. This unusual and uncommon disorder was first discovered by the great king of Zherklabala, Gharlk when he was in the middle of boning his Queen then needed to take a whizz. Next thing he knew he just crapped out of his palm pilot.
shit pisser is an example of hysterical sickness.
by Shit Pisser Fanatic January 8, 2009
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