act like one's shit dosen't stink

to act as if one is better than everybody else

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

by Light Joker June 27, 2005

Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower

Masturbating

"Excuse me, i have to go hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower"

by givin 8:11 February 7, 2010

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

Out of 10, i'd give her one

Used when you happen upon a particularly beautiful woman, and then skillfully using the 1-10 scale as a rating - you twist it into a different type of ending - with the meaning that you would like to fuck this woman.

Me - 'Oooh, u see that?'
U - 'Uh huh, thats real nice!'
Me - 'Rating?'
U - ' Out of 10? ... I'd give her ONE!!'

by Hoki June 17, 2004

One of the best songs ever

So Into You by Atlanta Rhythm Section.

That keyboard riff is one of the trippiest things I’ve ever heard in my life. I feel like I’m entering into a different dimension every time I listen to it.

One of the best songs ever. I could listen to this song and die happy.

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Six of one half dozen of the other

six and six

yah i'll have six of one half dozen of the other of those eggs.

by i prefer jelly July 12, 2003

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003