Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”
I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.
by Professor Computer November 12, 2018
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Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
by Fearman May 28, 2008
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Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.
Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!

He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.
by Summer Toth July 12, 2006
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A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.
Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.
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The one where peter farts into mega face
The one where peter farts into mega face
by POGGERSVHUN F November 04, 2020
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