Tall Friend Appreciation Day

appreciating ur friends 5’9 and above on July 15th. they deserve some appreciation for being built like a stringbean

hey! did you know that it’s tall friend appreciation day? ask your tall friends how the weather is up there!

by jacob glndr June 25, 2022

Friend

Forever Reliable Important Even Near Death

I use the term friend very loosely

by Goomba Gawd September 12, 2023

Friends

something you dont have

"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"

by blehblehblehblehblehblehbleh May 20, 2018

Friend

Somebody with similar alliances and adversaries; or somebody that connects you to your alliances or adversaries.

This is my "friend".

by 0HelloolleH2018 October 21, 2018

Friend

Someone who turns on you even when you think they are their for you. They try to act all nice but turn on you in the meanest ways possible.

Joe was my friend for 3 years but he got me in trouble and turned on me in the worst possible way possible.

by CECE13CECE November 22, 2019

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.

"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."

by stupidmachine June 8, 2020