Piss car vs Cum car

A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.

Piss car vs Cum car

“You will never be a real car” says the cum car to the piss car

by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025

cum-filled

A bizarre, kinky term I looked up on Urban Dictionary one day.

They rewarded me by sending this cum-filled mug. Handle it with care, it may be sticky.

So I got the cum-filled mug, because Urban Dictionary asked me to. Now that I have this cumbucket mug, they're asking that I "get the broken mug" and "get the ugly mug". Where do they dig up this garbage?

by bitchuck December 15, 2025

Mark Cum

The rarest and purest seed on the planet. Only women of virtue and quality are worthy of it. Hails from an unbroken bloodline of over 5,0000 years.

"How was your date last night?"
"It was ok."
"Did you give her the Mark Cum?"
"No she wasn't worthy."

by The Council of NPGs December 18, 2025

Aleksander Cum Cocking

Aleksander Cum Cocking is a sexual move where a man inserts his dick into the mouth of a femboy, once the man cums, the femboy spits out the cum onto the cock until it turns wrinkly(like fingers after swimming). After, the man usually takes his semi-dry, dirty nut and shoves it up his rectum to be eaten by the femboy.

Aleksander Cum Cocking could really make me feel better at the moment

by 67er December 28, 2025

Bloody Cum Fart

“Bloody cum fart” refers to anal sex where semen is ejaculated into the rectum and later expelled with a fart mixed with blood, so the fluid looks red.

Chris - "Sam was begging for a good time so I turned her asshole apart. She couldn't shit for weeks. When she tried to force out her bowels she could only manage to squeeze out a Bloody Cum Fart!

Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!

by Dick Peck January 2, 2026

Cum Puddles

The dimples on the lower back

Dude, I was going doggy style with her last night and I filled up her cum puddles

by Eddermund January 3, 2026

Canadian cum cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the Canadian Cum Cannon on his girl the other day. I wonder if he's good...
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.

Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026