cheese

your mum

Person 1:cheese
Person 2( certified chav): omg that's well racist

by the friendly tennis ball November 23, 2021

cheese larva

A gross, slightly discolored penis

Ew he has a cheese larva.

by DildoDaggins69 October 19, 2015

pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.

I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.

by Smitty45 June 7, 2018

mixing mac and cheese

everything reminds me of her….

“What were those noises earlier behind Lindsay’s door?”
“Oh, uh, she was just mixing mac and cheese.”

by naiadical November 25, 2022

Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.

girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!

by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012

confundus cheese

DICK CHEESE but smells even worse and when chicks see it the get way wet.

Me: Hey yo ma wanna see some confundus cheese!!!!

Some chick: fuck yea lemme get soma dat!

by Dick cheese man August 28, 2018

moe and cheese

moe and cheese are best friends they are the bestest of friends and they belong together forever, they will never separate from each other and they are very good looking.

did you see moe and cheese? they are such a cool bestfriend couple

by notcheesecake May 5, 2021