When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.
by BlueCurry31773 December 04, 2021
A “friend” that you romantically pursue out of revenge for something that your significant other did.
by BlueCurry31773 December 04, 2021
a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 13, 2022
Expose friend day
by Aseer November 06, 2019
A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 06, 2022
by marylandgrl22 December 05, 2004
My dumbass friend is right next to me while I'm with this a dumbass friend is a friend who is dumb and or an ass.
by Cumrocket69420 July 17, 2022