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looking up names on urban dictionary 

when you look up the definitions of names on this site. one usually looks up your own name, then their friends. the top results are usually flattering which give leeway to the assumption that the definitions are just made by a name-owner's SO. sometimes they can be strangely accurate.
Brad: What are you doing?
James: looking up names on urban dictionary. the top definition for your name says you're an amazing person.
Brad: oh wow. your's says you're a good dude.
James: lets bang
Brad: ok no homo

The Urban School 

The Urban School is a small, fiercely independent high school in San Francisco, founded in the late 60's and located in the Haight Ashbury neigborhood of San Francisco. Its students are notoriously intelligent, friendly, street wise, and respected. Intense discussion based classes prompt the earnest students to think deeply and act wisely. The Urban School has all of the earthy San Francisco character that its rival, University High School, lacks.
Conrad: Yo, we headin over to Liam's house for an Urban School Party. Y'all can come, dere should be some juice and some chronic.
Yen: I don't know, man. The SAT's are tomorrow...
Conrad: Those cats from The Urban School don't give a damn about no SAT's!
The Urban School by whoah five October 3, 2005

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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.
Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.

Names section on urban dictionary 

A place where people go and define there name saying there "The most beautiful person in the world" or some shit like that to make them self feel better.
Jeff: The tuffest guy in school with the biggest dick

(Names section on urban dictionary is a stupid idea btw)

Tim Urban 

The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N

American Idol Contestant

HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)

Hair flick ;)

Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1

Tim Urban: *smiles*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*

Tim Urban: *hair flick*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*

Example 2

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: =.=

Tim Urban: *smiles*
Tim Urban by timurbanlover November 26, 2010