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jack buchan

Usually the sort of person to get carried on the world-wide phenomenonFortnite
Fuck sake Jack Buchan’s knocked again
by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018
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faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
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Jack

He is the hottest person in the world and his penis is so large that it is comparable to the burj khalifa, he is the best at everything and will make you want to sit down and slurp his dick until you die
He is Jack
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Jack

A little ginger midget who's smaller then his younger brother jacks are also extremely horny
by Michael cheese December 21, 2018
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Jack Hemsley

A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.
by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019
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JACK FITCH

Just overall an awesome person. You can always trust him and he is better at football than Zac.
Person 1: omg is that jack fitch

Person 2: yeah, he’s incredible

Person 1 I bet he gets all the girls
Jack Fitch: I do
by Duck man November 23, 2021
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