New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

new sock

The interchangeable sock you use in the middle of night when you decide to masterbate.

Hey man wanna see my new sock I just used it last night.

by BiggishTurtle35 March 14, 2021

plowing new ground

the event or action of taking one's virginity.cherry

"Damn, that boy don't know he's plowing new ground with that high school girly?"

by rpatel36 April 7, 2004

New Word

A new word is when some guy wants to describe something so he makes a "new word". Urban Dictionary has tons of new words. A lot are barely used in conversations. Urban Dictionary has no moderation, and internet users wanting to add new words have a lot of agitation! See, that rhymed.

Urban Dictionary: "We will reject internal jokes and definitions that mention non-celebrities."
Me: "Well, that didn't happen before! So I will add a new word!"
Urban Dictionary: *sleeps*

by TabletGenesis June 12, 2024

New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl preformed the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was very messy and we are both sore.

by itzmillicent June 26, 2025

New shiny rim

When you eat a guy's ass rim.
New shiny rims's: imagine a reverse 69

I gave this guy a new shiny rim.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024