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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
mugGet the fuck a monkeys bleeding buttholemug.

Lucas monkey

a cute little monkey who spends his days swinging from tree to tree and eating bananas!
lana piggy: hey lucas monkey

lucas money: *eats banana*
by piggypants5 August 22, 2025
mugGet the Lucas monkeymug.

Monkey

Sam panter; aged 20, lives in Colchester
Mmmmm monkey
by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey

A animal that loves bananas not very intelligent but able to train and do tricks they are very cute and funny.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey on the back

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.
Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.
by RedCarl January 21, 2022
mugGet the Monkey on the backmug.

Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!
“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”
by Hoeh? April 10, 2024
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Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits
-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!
by Da dawg April 18, 2024
mugGet the Monkey one timemug.

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