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numb nuts

A male that everyone knows he gets laid often with nice girls and it goes without saying but he then becomes the target to descrimination to all others for various reasons.
A friend: numb nuts got laid again lastnight I saw him bring a nice girl into his room and I could hear her moaning all night. That lucky fucker!
by wylion2015 March 23, 2016
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nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.
I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.
by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
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Nuts

Nuts
“Nuts”
by balzacandsemryum October 5, 2022
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Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nuts

Nuts that are yours
"Hey, xDSauce, Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nuts! (HA GOTTEEEE
by Fortnite Battle Pass xD June 16, 2022
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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Bust her nut

To be the first person to anally penetrate your girlfriend
Eh mate, guess what? Lindsey let me bust her nut last nite ,it was as tight as a mouses ear
by Noggin the nog May 13, 2018
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Fuck-Nut

When you encounter a particularly annoying enemy.
OH YOU FUCK-NUT
by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025
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