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croatian new yorker

a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 2, 2021
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New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.
Me and my girl preformed the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was very messy and we are both sore.
by itzmillicent June 26, 2025
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New shiny rim

When you eat a guy's ass rim.
New shiny rims's: imagine a reverse 69
I gave this guy a new shiny rim.
by Joe Seff February 27, 2025
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New Word

A new word is when some guy wants to describe something so he makes a "new word". Urban Dictionary has tons of new words. A lot are barely used in conversations. Urban Dictionary has no moderation, and internet users wanting to add new words have a lot of agitation! See, that rhymed.
Urban Dictionary: "We will reject internal jokes and definitions that mention non-celebrities."
Me: "Well, that didn't happen before! So I will add a new word!"
Urban Dictionary: *sleeps*
by TabletGenesis June 12, 2024
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New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.
Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.
by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025
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plowing new ground

the event or action of taking one's virginity.cherry
"Damn, that boy don't know he's plowing new ground with that high school girly?"
by rpatel36 April 7, 2004
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