A person that owns a Facebook account and constantly clicks the “Like” button to all of their “friends” Facebook activity, instead of spending one once of brain power to write a full comment in response to their “friends” posts or check-in's. Generally they “like” their “friends” Facebook activity after it has becomes a day or two old or sometimes “like” Facebook activity after it is no longer important.
Example 1
Stan: “Dude I’m deleting off my Facebook.”
Alan: “What?! Why?!”
Stan: “Cause all you are is a consta-like and I’m sick of getting excited when I get a notification on my iPhone thinking its something important and it’s just you liking something stupid, like when I was tagged in Keith's check-in at the restaurant last night!”
Three Days Later....
Example 2
Keith: “Oh I just got a notification from Facebook on my iPhone. Damn it was just Alan clicking “like” to my check-in when I was at the restaurant the other night,what a consta-like!”
Alan: “Dude I’m standing right here…”
Keith: “Yeah I know…”
Stan: “Dude I’m deleting off my Facebook.”
Alan: “What?! Why?!”
Stan: “Cause all you are is a consta-like and I’m sick of getting excited when I get a notification on my iPhone thinking its something important and it’s just you liking something stupid, like when I was tagged in Keith's check-in at the restaurant last night!”
Three Days Later....
Example 2
Keith: “Oh I just got a notification from Facebook on my iPhone. Damn it was just Alan clicking “like” to my check-in when I was at the restaurant the other night,what a consta-like!”
Alan: “Dude I’m standing right here…”
Keith: “Yeah I know…”
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For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.
Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.
Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)
*Megan and 15 other people like this*
Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!
... Later that day...
Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.
Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
*Megan and 15 other people like this*
Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!
... Later that day...
Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.
Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
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Get the Like-Jaculate mug.The act of liking a facebook status / link that implies one's demise due to a self inflicted deadly act. This is considered by many an asshole move.
"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "
*SUICIDE LIKE*
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "
*SUICIDE LIKE*
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