brown shampooer

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)

My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer

by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

Brown Donut

The asshole ring

My brown donut is especially sore this afternoon from all the shits i took all day.

by Blacknight2-00 January 2, 2020

white and brown

Cocaine and Heroin

White and brown for when you're down

by Internet-Induced-Schitzo October 26, 2022

brown rope

A rope indicates a leadership role in the military and is worn on the shoulder of a uniform. Brown rope is an unofficial leadership role that isn't indicated by a literal rope, but by a person who is known to be a dirt bag and is exemplary at being a dirt bag.

Airman Brown is a real dirt bag, brown rope. Unlike Airman Parry; she is the white rope holy guide on bearer.

by holy guide on bearer November 16, 2015

Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021

brown waterbottle

looks like shit but preppy people have them

karinas brown watterbottle is so ugly

brown waterbottle

by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022

Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.

Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"

by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019