Cum

Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.

"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."

by tommythecommie November 26, 2021

cum guzzler

A male or female who is such a whore they guzzle cum like it's a profession. They gurgle the frothy mixture as if it were a iced lemonade on a hot summer day

That cum guzzler needs to choke on the semen of a thousand whales.

by FesterAdams October 12, 2014

Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).

I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.

by Yuri Prime December 8, 2024

clock cum

When a male nuts 12 times in a girls ass then proceeds to put a funnel to her ass then eats the nut and eating her ass and pussy

Jack and Layla did a clock cum at night

by Jackelope April 12, 2021

CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.

Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!

by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016

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by POOPYKATELYN April 18, 2022

cum blow

When a girl is sucking on a dick so hard that it cause cum to come out all over the females face breasts hair in an exploding manner

That cum blow must have been amazing

by CIMH December 30, 2015