Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome

An Acute "everyailment" of your "everyparts" that you just have to let everybody know about.

Oh dear .. avoid talking to him today he's been diagnosed with "Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome" and he just wants to tell everyone about it

by Nifty Lifty March 31, 2023

Lord Church Syndrome

A common illness in modern day gaming where the player has the motive to be the best of the best in hopes to get the attention of women. Typically a Virgin or a white knight gamer that has no life experience with women.

Guy 1: Did you see that dude in the last game of CS:GO? He got 37 kills and 2 deaths.

Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.

by Uouu September 24, 2018

Leaky-eye Syndrome

It's when your eyes water from hay fever or chopping onions.

I got leaky-eye syndrome from chopping onions.

by Sinead Jackson June 15, 2018

Thick skull syndrome

It basically just means you have a thick ass skull and no information can get through or the information gets filtered as it goes through your skull. So when the information gets to your brain it just fills in what it wants the information to say.

And if this doesn’t make any sense, it’s probably because I’m high.

Yo I heard Jimmy has thick skull syndrome

by Mrman101420 October 10, 2023

Small Calves Syndrome

A little known hereditary illness that prevents the calf muscle from experiencing proper muscle hypertrophy(muscle growth).

This illnes is common in those with a passion for lifting. This may be due to an alteration in the tREN-062 gene, that results in the passion for lifting, aswell as the syndrome.

"Its not becouse i dont train them, its because of my small calves syndrome."

by Gymbro. March 8, 2022

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

Ryder-Clark Syndrome

Noun. A state in which someone / something conveys the quality or qualitie(s) of Jonathan H. Ryder-Clark. Common symptoms are fatigue, distress, anger, sadness, confusion, and most commonly overall un-intelligence.

"Dude wth stop doing that, you must got Ryder-Clark syndrome"

by ThePreferredWord September 26, 2017