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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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red flag

friend: my new boyfriend is an Arsenal fan!
me: omg! cut that bitch off hes a red flag
by lafarfallademama August 17, 2022
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Red New York

A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.
Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?

Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
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Red Velvet Switch

When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.
April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was
by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021
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Red vother loaded

that Red vother loaded blew my mind
by deeeeeeeeeeeeeeen June 23, 2009
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Red Jacker

someone in 3rd grade who steals all of the red crayons and markers. A blue jacker is someone in 6th grade who steals your blue.
Hailey: I like red, I'm gonna pick up the crayon and color with it

Dominic: Dude that red is mine (takes red)
Hailey: Dud you are such a red jacker
by wormy4evanobutterflies December 7, 2010
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Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised
some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
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