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Deez Nuts

Something you say when you are out of ideas or when you think you are funny.
You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts. Ha! Gotem.
Friend : Ffs
by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017
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Macadamia nut hit

Crack hits harvested from Tacoma, Wa.
Sally partakes in the finest macadamia nut hits straight from Sea-Tac.
by MommaCAS1976 August 10, 2020
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nut swipe

A nut swipe is when you take your sweaty ball sack and you rub it along the forehead of your partner
I love to nut swipe my girl right after getting home from the gym. It makes.me feel like a man and i enjoy watching the ball sweat drip down her nose
by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015
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Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts
dude you smell like "grandma nuts"
by Isamsmart November 3, 2019
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nut huggin fuck

Nut huggin fuck is a male and or female who cant get enough of them nuts, and or will do ANYTHING to hug them testis.
That nut huggin fuck better back off my manz balls before i remove his.
by PoochTHAdondadda May 9, 2021
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nut bitch

A female who wishes death upon her significant other. She is dumb and she has no control over what she says. You try to spoil her but she doesn't want it
I was going to cash out for Angelica, but she's a nut bitch.
by DefinitionsHere403 July 1, 2017
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Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.
Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.
by Gelly7 July 22, 2022
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