my tightrope to walk

A phrase concerning a responsibility of oneself, usually along the lines of being a personal burden or curse. A synonym to "My cross to bear"

I hate being the designated fat girl of the group, but I know that it is my tightrope to walk

by Roitz October 22, 2010

chew my juice

1. screw off or f*ck off
2. to literally chew orange juice that has a lot of pulp

1. Man 1: "Dude, i hate you"
Man 2: "Chew my juice biatch!"

by Jory November 16, 2006

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

Toasting my noodle

When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.

I was so bored I started toasting my noodle, it was AWESOME

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

punt my offices

Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".
"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"

John Bobbitt: Why'd you punt my offices!?!
Lorena: Temporary insanity caused by your constant physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.

by The Kentucky Kid January 3, 2008

creamed my crop

A term meaning came your pants after looking at something arousing

Jenn: do you think this bra is too bouncy on me?

Matt: Oh god i creamed my crop

by Side-Armz May 12, 2008

Tickled my Pickle

When a statement or a joke amuses you to a point, to an extent which would fill you with warmth and make you grin broadly, but not necessarily laugh. It gets you in a personal place. Perhaps it appeals to nostalgia, or it's simply a joke that only you find funny, or particularly resonates with you for no apparent reason.

Bob laughs at something for ten minutes.
Bill: How can you find it that funny?
Bob: No idea, it just really tickled my pickle.

by Fluxilla February 19, 2013