The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
Get the First time prisoner defensemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the I Traveled Through TIme BEcause,I , ANgel Josee RObles' Genitals Are Long<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Chrissie Valentine June 19, 2022
Get the Chrissie Timemug. by Cicciofer December 20, 2017
Get the bread timemug. 
Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child
by Pikialo April 16, 2017
Get the part time childmug. Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.
When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
by Sasha Pringle September 27, 2019
Get the Shannon Timemug.