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Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
by heatstim August 31, 2021
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Airplane Friends

a short video that shows airplane having sex and sucking dicks and massaging clits and erecting a lot making the people think its raining cum and that Jesus is cumming... And they give birth to a baby plane that grew up to be an attack helicopter and gangbanged 68 plane in one sitting
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
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Friend

what you call your partner when they come to 'sleep' over at your parents house.
"Hey Mom this is Jake he's the friend staying over"
by itsGoosie January 16, 2021
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Best friend goals

Mya and jorja are best friend goals
by Menamouska November 20, 2018
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Girl-friend

It is used to define a girl who is a friend. So when a guy introduces a girl as his friend, he can just say that she's a girl-friend and not make others think about ship names at that instance itself.
Mom: Ooh who's Sarah?
Boy: Mom, she's my girl-friend, she's more like a dude than a girl so shhhh.
by baboushka124 May 4, 2021
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friends

girl 1 : do you know the show friends

girl 2:OMG ITS LIKE THE BEST TV SHOW EVER
by AGUSSSSSS November 13, 2020
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Friend

True friend wont be the one who laugh when your presenting in front of the class and you mess up. True friend notice your sad and ask hey how are you. True friends aren’t people who say want to hang out, then say never mind i have “plans” when you just don't want to hang out with them. A real friend is someone who you trust and can tell them who you like because you know they wont go make it a rumor.
“Friend”: omg i love you nails you: thanks her: *goes to someone else* ew her nails are disgusting
by Im_not_mad October 16, 2019
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