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Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender
jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*
by octopicock April 15, 2022
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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until you find out that your wife got murdered buy a ghost with a paranormal penis. What Hurts the Most is she wasn't screaming she was moaning. I'm just glad and hope she is resting in peace.
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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A penis flowing in the wind

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted
Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!
by FarkleMurd May 28, 2018
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Penis cutter

A sex play torture where a woman or a man cuts open a mans penis and starts shiting on it
by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021
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Peni

A plural from for more than one penis. Because “penises” looks weird, and is boring.
Hey mate. Are you goin to that party?”
“Yh Ofc. I was told there finna be lots of peni. Why would I miss such an opportunity?”
by that1.J July 4, 2023
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Penis

Penis means efforted in Esperanto, the made up language that takes random words from all over the world. Don't believe me? type efforted into Google Translate, English to Esperanto.
Efforted in Esperanto is penis, look it up on Google translate
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 16, 2023
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Penis

by Buffin October 22, 2020
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