kid pro quo

When one parent offers to watch the kids so the other can go out with their friend, in exchange for reciprocation of duties later.

"Sure you can go out with your girlfriends tomorrow night, but next weekend I wanna go have a beer with Dave, you know, kid pro quo!"

by the_docta May 26, 2021

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

Fun Sports to play kids

Here is a fun sport to play with your kids.

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I like to play games with my family. Fun sports to play kids.

by Bellmovies July 16, 2023

Highlighter Kid

a child (normally between the ages of 2-10) who is obsessed with bright neon colors (usually green). these children are usually autistic.

example:

kid one: yo i really fuck with these team jerseys, the bright green really compliments their colors

kid two: omg tony stfu you highlighter kid

by That_PUH9898 December 19, 2023

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 07, 2021

karate kid 3

It was pretty good I liked the character silver and Jody or Judy what ever her bitchy name was silver hired Mike Barnes and Mike pretty much kicked his ass but Daniel won

Hey
Hey
Did u watch karate kid 3 yet
Yeah

by Karatekidfan July 09, 2023

Getting kids murdered

No. I'll complain all I want. But hey...

Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."

by Hym Iam September 09, 2023