penis

What I gave your mom last night in bed

Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!

by treeswing54 April 7, 2018

Penis

OHH that penis is looking big and juicy "Stick it in me, Daddy. UWU"

"Heyyyy baby, can we have sex with that scrumshus Penis tonight"

by jilly job Joe May 15, 2022

Penis vomit

The worst way to describe cum

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night

by JoeBidenxjeffreyepsteinhentai July 25, 2021

Colton's Penis

giantly massive

Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!

by Cxmmon April 12, 2022

On Penis

A phrase you use similarly to "On God" or "On Gang". If you lie your penis explodes.

"On Penis I di-"
*penis explodes*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by 1mp May 1, 2024

Penis

another word for a cock

Guy 1: Check out my long penis
Guy 2: Yooooooo

by Never Online November 2, 2020

Penis

Something you want in ur mouth or ass

A vigina is a girls penis

Bob put his penis in my belly button

by sinePreadBackwprds November 19, 2017