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New Mexico Monsoon

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans
"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
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The most bizarre news covered by ONTD

The community came to existence in 2004 by teens Erin Lang, Bri Draffen, and Breniecia Reuben.

ONTD publishes a mean of 100 member posts every day, with most articles getting between 100 and 500 remarks on average.

The community moderators post a weekly article called”Free for All Friday” (or”FFAF”) that enables members to post hyperlinks remarks. These free-for-all articles have often enlarged to include community discussion posts for significant pop culture events such as the Academy Awards, the Olympics (called”Free for All Olympics” or”FFAO” posts), and Saturday Night Live seeing posts.

As well as members submitting the articles themselves, ONTD depends heavily on user involvement in the comments section. It is where members may express their views on posts. Members often illustrate their reaction to a particular news item. Submitting an animated GIF image represented their feelings.
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The most bizarre news covered by ONTD
by success007 November 17, 2020
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News Corp

Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.

Also see shitfuckery
I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.
by iDontTrustYou September 30, 2024
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New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.
Me and my girl preformed the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was very messy and we are both sore.
by itzmillicent June 26, 2025
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New Word

A new word is when some guy wants to describe something so he makes a "new word". Urban Dictionary has tons of new words. A lot are barely used in conversations. Urban Dictionary has no moderation, and internet users wanting to add new words have a lot of agitation! See, that rhymed.
Urban Dictionary: "We will reject internal jokes and definitions that mention non-celebrities."
Me: "Well, that didn't happen before! So I will add a new word!"
Urban Dictionary: *sleeps*
by TabletGenesis June 12, 2024
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New shiny rim

When you eat a guy's ass rim.
New shiny rims's: imagine a reverse 69
I gave this guy a new shiny rim.
by Joe Seff February 27, 2025
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plowing new ground

the event or action of taking one's virginity.cherry
"Damn, that boy don't know he's plowing new ground with that high school girly?"
by rpatel36 April 7, 2004
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