Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

by HizerKite November 23, 2023

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Do it node?

"Do it node" is a slang term used to encourage someone to take action and complete a task or assignment. The term "node" is a reference to a point in a network where data is transmitted, suggesting the need to complete a task in order to keep things moving smoothly. The phrase is often used in a playful or sarcastic manner to motivate someone who may be procrastinating or hesitant to take action.

Person 1: "I'm not sure if I should apply for that job. I don't think I'm qualified enough."

Person 2: "Come on, do it node? You never know what might happen. It's better to try than to never know."

by Do it node? Questioner 75 April 14, 2023

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Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

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