Red ducks

Red duck(s): a concerning situation, akin to red flags flying. Something or someone seems off or sketchy.

Employee 1: Did you catch the cheesy smile and odd behavior of the new employee? I think she showed up to work under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Employee 2: Yes!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed! Red ducks flying, dude! Red ducks!

by JenRN05 March 1, 2022

Courtesy of the red white and blue

The greatest Garth Brookes song ever

Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue

Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song

by Fuckedup666 March 4, 2022

Red Woman Syndrome

Red Woman Syndrome is a disease passed on from a Wicked Red Woman to a man. It can only occur in males who have come into contact with wicked red woman.Serious cases of this disease come from heartbreak or taking in a horn from a red woman.There is no known cure for this disease at the moment but getting back tgt with the red woman is very beneficial

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John got horn by a red woman, he now has red woman syndrome

by Dr.Jacobdavirgin March 4, 2022

Red Woman Syndrome

Red Woman Syndrome is a disease passed on from a Wicked Red Woman to a man. It can only occur in males who have come into contact with wicked red woman.Serious cases of this disease come from heartbreak or taking in a horn from a red woman.There is no known cure for this disease at the moment but getting back tgt with the red woman is very beneficial

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John got horn by a red woman, he now has red woman syndrome

by Dr.Jacobdavirgin March 4, 2022

Red chair

A chair that is the color red

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Red-tagging

Red-tagging is a term coined by "human rights" groups in the Philippines associated with militant leftist activists (who are obviously NOT communists!) for the purpose of downplaying their association with New People's Army and Communist Party of the Philippines (who are pariah rebels, but NOT communists!), fearing that people won't take them seriously if they get associated with them.
They try to avoid military intelligence watchful eyes as much as they can to save their asses while doing questionable stuffs like conforming to woke morals, posting on Twitter woke stuff, vandalizing public property, burning effigies, participating in rallies despite the pandemic to spread their viruses et cetera.

Most often, some of their hapless, allegedly "brainwashed" victims (college students but NOT communists) ends up getting killed in the mountains "for some unknown reason". Probably from campfire accidents, nobody knows exactly.

They sometimes try to camouflage themselves with a special plot device called "human rights" to avoid detention, while most forgot to do their "human rights" among the mass graves of their "purged" comrades in Leyte Island.

Their boss (Joma Sison) enjoys his vacation abroad (a.k.a. in "exile") on a capitalist country like Netherlands while his beloved comrades enjoy their "great mountain adventure" of studying different species of mosquitos and flies for their biology classes or "social immersions".

Me: Here are some cringy photos of people who are "prone" to being "red-tagged" (red-tagging) (they are NOT communists obviously, don't believe those stupid Fascists):

by yantokero May 14, 2021